Dear Duff,
Hi, my name is Jill. My daughter Eliza is obsessed with your show Ace of Cakes. I started recording it because I liked it. Now I've seen it every day for about 2 years. I'm writing you to inform you that I need NEW EPISODES! I can't take it anymore. If you don't, I'm going to personally get up in your biznatch! I will pipe "I hate you" on your building with buttercream frosting! You dig?
