This is SO unlike me!

Okay. I don't get out much. So I thought it would be fun to have a "romance" party. You know, invite all of the other moms I know, who also don't get out much, over for some cocktails and passing around a few dildos, sharing a few laughs, you know, the stuff girls do when we're by ourselves. So I went to this website they've been advertising on the radio (not at work of course :)) and filled out the form. And no one called.

I filled out the form again. And no one called.

So I took matters into my own hands today and called. Of course the over-achieving girl who answers the phone for people to have sex parties directed me to the website (her job could be done by a machine.) I told her that didn't work for me. It never went through. So she preceded to take my information and said someone would contact me in 24 hours. Can you believe that? I was just made to feel dumb by some bimbo answering the phone arranging sex parties? Oh, the humanity!